Sunday, January 22, 2012

MDADA MWENYE SEHEMU 2 ZA SIRI

A British woman who's become a celebrity in the U.K. because she was born with two fully formed vaginas may finally be able to cash in on her crotch ...

Her name is Hazel Jones -- and the 27-year-old beauty has been making the media rounds across the pond to discuss "uterus didelphys" ... a condition which caused her to develop 2 sets of female reproductive organs. In other words, two vaginal canals with two openings.

Hazel recently told British tabloid The Sun that she's not shy about her condition -- insisting she and her husband have shown it off at sex clubs around the U.K.

Enter Vivid Entertainment honcho Steve Hirsch ... who heard Hazel's story ... and immediately reached out to the woman with a MASSIVE offer to film her double hoo-hah in action.

In the letter, Hirsch writes, "You are obviously an extraordinary woman and I would like to make you an offer to star in an upcoming Vivid production. We would pay you up to $1 million for your services."

For the mathematically challenged, that's $500k per vagina.

To sweeten the deal, Hirsch says Jones can pick any XXX partner she wants in her movie -- adding, "We would fly you out to L.A. as soon as you are available and provide you with first class accommodations."






12 comments:

cally said...

kazi ipo. mwenyewe kafurahiiii!! uchumi anao na anaufanyia kazi hajaukalia tuu.

Anonymous said...

mh sasa zote zinatumika? na akitaka kujifungua kichanga kitachagua canal mojawapo???

Anonymous said...

Kazi kweli kweli, Mwacheni Mungu aitwe Mungu

kai rooney said...

Anasema It’s definitely an ice-breaker at parties,! lol
huyu dada utulivu zero!

Anonymous said...

nakumbuka last year kune kipindi cha trya Banks alihojiwa mmoja sasa akatangaza kama kuna wengine wajitokeze na kweli walijitokeza wengine sita so wakawa saba na walikuwa proved na kubwa zaidi yule wa kwanza ambae ndo alianza kuhojiwa yy hakuwahi kujua hapo kabla kozi juu iko moja ila ndani ziko mbili na alikuwa na ujauzito wa twins ila kila mmoja alipita njia yake sasa ndo dokta katika uchunguzi ndo akagundua kuwa ana vjj mbili.

Anonymous said...

Mnhhh kama mimi nikitaka kumuoa itabidi tukubaliane sehemu ya Kiume afanyiwe upasuaji itolewe,,,kwakuwa naogopa anaweza siku moja akanigeukia mimi mwenyewe Mumewe labda nikiwa Usingizini akanikandamiza nao!

Mfano nikistuka anaweza kujitetea, akisema nimsamehe na kuwa ni bahati mbaya alikuwa ndotoni anaota tu!

Anonymous said...

Ahhh huyu Dadaz atakuwa na hisia zote mbili, yaani atakuwa wakati mwingine anakuwa na hisia za Kiume na Wakati mwningine anakuwa na hisia za Kike!

Sasa wakati akiwa na hisia za Kiume kama ni demu wako Asalaleee, kama ujuavyo Uanaume hisia zake ni kama Chui mwindaji,,,anaweza akatoa MAKUCHA AKAKURARUA MUME, HEBU ANGALIA KAMA NI USIKU UMELALA?,,,NDIO YALE YALEEE UKIAMKA UNAAMSHA TAULO UNAWAHI BAFUNI UMELOWA CHAPA CHAPA!

Anonymous said...

Jide mamii ukiwa una post vitu kama hivi uwe unajaribu kidogo na kuelezea kwa kiswahili manake naona kina maimuna hawajaelewa. wanakazania tu kuwa ana ya kiume ya ya kike wakati kwenye maelezo imeandikwa kabisa ana 2 za kike, kweli ujinga wa mtu mweusi uko kwenye maandishi. wavivu kweli wa kusoma na kuchambua mambo wanajua kusoma udaku tu

Anonymous said...

Duhh huyu Demu Mahari yake itakuwa Kulipa ni mara mbili!

Wazazi wake watapata Utajiri sana!

Sasa kama ANAZO MBILI huo si ndio MTAJI WENYEWE MAANA HANA EXPIRE DATE HUYU (ZINAPOKEZANA) MWEZI MZIMA UNAGONGA, IKI EXPIRE NO.1 ILE YA AKIBA NO.2 IPO KAMA KAWA!

Anonymous said...

haya si ndo majanga yenyewe jamani,...MUNGU wa maajabu apewe sifa

Anonymous said...

Kweli humu ndani kuna akina wakimbia umande hapo juu jamani imeandikwa ana jinsia 2 za KIKE na sio mchanganyiko wa jinsia mbona watu wanapenda kuandika ya kwao jamani watu wengine ni aibu sana kwenye jamii bora usi comment kama huna uhakika nini unaandika eeeish!

Anonymous said...

Kweli humu ndani kuna akina wakimbia umande hapo juu jamani imeandikwa ana jinsia 2 za KIKE na sio mchanganyiko wa jinsia mbona watu wanapenda kuandika ya kwao jamani watu wengine ni aibu sana kwenye jamii bora usi comment kama huna uhakika nini unaandika eeeish!